anchorsdraggingusdown:

flowerette:

it seems like there are a lot of pictures of deer at grave sites i think it’s so sad and sweet and mysterious

makes me wonder if this person died and that he reincarnated in a little fawn that’s been drawn unconsciously to his own grave.


 Really it’s because deer are disease-carrying rat sheep that constantly oozeover where you don’t want them, and this particular bunion of nature has somehow rubbed it’s two miraculous brain cells together and concluded that a vertical rectangular rock somehow constitutes shelter.

anchorsdraggingusdown:

flowerette:

it seems like there are a lot of pictures of deer at grave sites i think it’s so sad and sweet and mysterious

makes me wonder if this person died and that he reincarnated in a little fawn that’s been drawn unconsciously to his own grave.

Really it’s because deer are disease-carrying rat sheep that constantly oozeover where you don’t want them, and this particular bunion of nature has somehow rubbed it’s two miraculous brain cells together and concluded that a vertical rectangular rock somehow constitutes shelter.

(Source: malformalady, via eclipse-thespoopy-jegan)

I talk a lot of shit about being a badass jerk for someone who gets nervous giving money to the homeless.

I told my brothers that if they weren’t going to start putting clothes on in the house, I was going to start going topless.
My mom: “Sure, why not?”
My 2nd brother: “We’ll turn to stone!”
My 1st brother: *Dives behind the couch* “Oh god no!”
My 3rd brother: “I might want to see that, actually.”

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE I LIVE WITH.

I didn’t ‘Friendzone’ him. I flat-out rejected his advances. I don’t want to date him. I don’t want to hang out with him. I will continue to be nice to him because that’s basic manners.
It.
Is.
Not.
Complicated.

Do you ever just try breaking your fourth wall

Just in case

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Not possi ble it is al ways a bout man all praise

(Source: purplehawke-redshep, via almostominous)

Anonymous asked:

Dyed in the wool? Is that really something people still say? What century are you from

Layers Answer:

popping-smoke:

I was born in the year 1208, son of Adam de Kamerun, charter witness to the monks of Culpar. Granted the lands of Lochiel by The Lord of The Isles.

I was 22 when I discovered I descended from the Iscariot bloodline, and was cursed with the vampiric germ. I concealed my bloodlust by feeding on the fresh victims of Håkon the Old’s attack on Rothesay Castle.

I’ve been sliding through the shadows of time ever since… assuming the identities of my descendant’s family trees. When they come of my eternal age, I kill them off and assume their name, enlisting in all the Armies of history, where fresh warfare and bloodshed provides covert sustenance. I have circum-migrated the globe, fighting in war after water after nonstop war, always careful to cover my tracks. But I’ve been discovered now… all thanks to an antiquated colloquialism. I can’t believe I’ve gotten so sloppy.

mcoraci-designs:

Pin-up Prime
After hearing a lot about people freaking out about how Super Smash Brothers is including an alternate outfit for zero-suit Samus that is essentially a crop top and booty shorts, I remember the good ‘ol days where people loved Samus in her full suit. So to play on the effect that Samus is just as attractive in suit and out, I designed this ‘pin-up’ version of Samus! 
You can find the design for sale on RedBubble here- Pin-up Prime

mcoraci-designs:

Pin-up Prime

After hearing a lot about people freaking out about how Super Smash Brothers is including an alternate outfit for zero-suit Samus that is essentially a crop top and booty shorts, I remember the good ‘ol days where people loved Samus in her full suit. So to play on the effect that Samus is just as attractive in suit and out, I designed this ‘pin-up’ version of Samus! 

You can find the design for sale on RedBubble here- Pin-up Prime

(via eclipse-thespoopy-jegan)

Parent: “You won’t get away with that attitude/outfit/mannerism at your job, you know!”

Yes.

That’s why I come home.