Anonymous asked:

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

Layers Answer:

danofthetubes:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

reynablaze:

mustbe18orolder:

wey-hey-its-kat:

the-things-we-dont-say:

raxacoricofallapatoriusgirl:

my-chemical-avery:

This is the best thing i’ve ever heard

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade - 0:00
Green Day - Good Riddance - 0:12
Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - 0:24
blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? - 0:34
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle - 0:46
We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet - 0:46
Third Eye Blind - Graduate - 0:56
All Time Low - Weightless - 0:58
All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In - 1:07
Switchfoot - Meant to Live - 1:18
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 1:07
My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 1:29
Boys Like Girls - Thunder - 1:40
30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens - 1:50
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue - 1:59
Relient K - Be My Escape - 2:00
Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance - 2:03
Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything - 2:14
Paramore - Misery Business - 2:15
Rise Against - Savior - 2:25
Sum 41 - Fat Lip - 2:33
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers - 2:34
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom - 2:43
All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - 2:51
blink-182 - Feeling This - 2:53
Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - 3:08
Sum 41 - In Too Deep - 3:09
The Cab - One of THOSE Nights - 3:37
Relient K - High of 75 - 3:37
blink-182 - I Miss You - 3:37
Paramore - That’s What You Get - 3:48
AFI - Miss Murder - 4:03
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem - 4:04
Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves - 4:18
30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge - 4:30
A Day to Remember - All I Want - 4:45
Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over - 4:57
Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - 4:57
Cartel - Say Anything (Else) - 5:22
Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure - 5:37
Rise Against - Audience of One - 5:47
Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 5:48

I FOUND IT KEANI!!

this is the best thing ever created

OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS PERFECT

(via sleepydrowsyancientgalaxy)

If only we could find a way to switch the brains of jerky able-bodied people and nice coma patients

Some kid (To me): “So do you have to… When you’re older… Y’know.”
Me: “Do you have to what?”
Him: “You know… The Thing with a person. When you grow up. Do you have to, or…?”
Me: “You mean sex?”
Him: “Yes…?”
Me: “You’re asking me if you have to have sex when you grow up?”
Him: “Yeah. Do you have to?”
Me: “…”
Me: “Are you under the impression that the government has outlawed virgins?”
Him: “…”
Him: “…What?”
Me: “…”
Me: “No. You can do what you want.”
Him: “OH THANK GOD.”

My Mom was talking to me in German yesterday and I kept getting confused because my right was opposite my left so my left wasn’t right and it wasn’t right, because she meant that my right was wrong because my left was right and right and right are different words in German so even if my right was right it still wouldn’t be right if my left was right and my right was wrong

shittywebcomics:


Who knew support for Mike Brown traveled so far.

This may sound like a lot of things, but I don’t want ebola contained.  I want it to get out of control.
I think just so people find a way to get some better priorities in their life.  Or if they can’t, they won’t be around long enough to stick with the old shitty priorities.

 YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU YOURSELF ARE AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING WITH NO PARTICULARILY SPECIAL IMMUNITARY REINFORCEMENTS WHATSOEVER AND THAT EBOLA WILL KILL YOU RIGHT

shittywebcomics:

Who knew support for Mike Brown traveled so far.

This may sound like a lot of things, but I don’t want ebola contained.  I want it to get out of control.

I think just so people find a way to get some better priorities in their life.  Or if they can’t, they won’t be around long enough to stick with the old shitty priorities.

YOU DO REALIZE THAT YOU YOURSELF ARE AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING WITH NO PARTICULARILY SPECIAL IMMUNITARY REINFORCEMENTS WHATSOEVER AND THAT EBOLA WILL KILL YOU RIGHT